Each onion provides us with a layer of knowledge about our lord and saviour – we hear a reconstruction of him telling the Messenger, Donkey, how Ogres are like onions. Surely not? It can’t be…oh my…it is! The holiest of all holiest objects on this Green, Green Earth…ĪN ONION! These religious artefacts are very precious to us Shrekians. With any luck he will bless me with his presence. As a member of the Church of Shrekianity, I can verify that this is a real quote. We get this inspirational quote from God himself. However, I ain’t no Puss (nor am I in Boots) – so, of course, I choose the “SingleLayer” option. Some people just cannot handle His power, nor the power of His breath. The following may be disturbing to some readers.Įvery initiate has three options and trust me, if you are of a nervous disposition then just press the “Shrek Off” button and walk away. Shrek Simulator (aka Swamp Sim Horror) is a Slender-Styled horror game where you have to collect all onions before shrek gets you. But as the following excerpt shows Swamp Sim is actually something very sinister. “Swamp Sim” seems to be a game of some sort.
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